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Smutty Pantheon

Gods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here.

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the CLUB meme

at fortanon

Wash your mouth with soap

Dirtiest Dialogue

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→ no blank comments. leave a sexy, dirty starter that's the most IC for your character.
→ of course, sexy talk varies, and this is IC, so your mileage may also vary also!
→ earn your tags, baby.

truth or dare

TRUTH OR DARE OR KISS

You know this game. You've played this game. Someone asks truth or dare. You answer. They give you what you asked for: a question to answer or a task to execute. Simple.

But in this house, we follow the secret third way. You have an out if you don't like the option you've been presented. You can kiss the other person and be off the hook.

HOW TO PLAY
• Comment with your character and preferences.
• Others respond, asking truth or dare.
• Keep the chain going until somebody folds and kisses somebody else.

I believe in you

I BELIEVE IN [ m e m e ]

- your character has been asked what their strongest belief is. what do they hold true in their heart of hears? their creed, their mantra?
- post it for all to see in your subject header.
- brace for the impact of all the naysayers.

bitch u thought

I THOUGHT...

You know what they say about assuming, don't you?

Yup. Exactly. Always. No exceptions, not in this meme.

how to play
- If you top level, they will come. But don’t leave your top level blank! No, no, you need a stater, my friend, a line of dialogue that begins with the words “I thought.” Come up with your own or choose from the list below.
- Others tag.
- Thread from there.

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[meme] texting

unsent texts

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① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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Alarm Goes off at Seven, and You Start Uptown...

THE ON-DUTY MEME

We're all used to playing our characters in special circumstances--sharing a bath, AUed into a robot, in the rain, lost in the ball pit (well that's one way to get your extra hour)...but how often do we get to actually play our characters doing their day jobs?

This meme is for just that.

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Write a starter about your character going about their day/night at work, wherever that may be.

If your character is a doctor, write them checking in on a patient, or having a meal in the hospital cafeteria. If they're a lawyer, write them at court. If they're a professional ghost-hunter? Yeah, that'd be a pretty neat starter too!

Be sure to include some sort of hook that allows other characters to join in the action, even if your character works alone. Maybe they brought their pile of research out to a cafe? Maybe they need help with something?

2. Respond to other characters' starters.

3. Thread. Have a good day at work, or perhaps an awful day at work.

Last night

gothic romance

"You will think me cruel, very selfish, but love is always selfish; the more ardent the more selfish. How jealous I am you cannot know. You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me, and hating me through death and after. There is no such word as indifference in my apathetic nature." ― Sheridan Le Fanu, Carmilla

instructions →
1. post with your character.
2. tag others.
3. thread into the night's embrace.

prompts
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You deserve love

the gentle lovemaking for everyone meme

This may be the only way you know how to do it. But you could actually never do it this way; this is the first time you aren't ridiculously rough. Or it could be the first time, period. You're scared of hurting them. You're scared of them hurting you. You want to escape from the world falling down around you. You want to celebrate victory. You have to say hello. You need to say goodbye. You have to say "I love you" when you can't find words. You want to teach them that this is okay. You're broken and you need them to fix you.

What you want to do is take your partner - take them slowly, take them lovingly. Who you are, what you've done, and what you're like outside this moment doesn't matter. You want to love them and do so gently, with kisses and gazes and the release that brings you the closest together you've ever been.

You need this.

Comment - character and preferences.
Reply - others.

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You got me typed

Are They Your TYPE?

...well, are they? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. It's Thirsty Thursday. You've gotta be straight with us.

HOW DO I PLAY?
+ You can do the top level thing.
+ Is your character somebody's type? You'll know soon enough. Somebody could very well fess up, no matter how every part of them rages against the urge!
+ "But what if my character's a bridge troll." Shhh. No thoughts, only the realization that people are into weird stuff and, hey, there's someone for everybody!

No anon needed

HORNY CONFESSIONS

↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their horny, dirty thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other.
↝ Be sexy. Be stupid.

i'll username if i have to...

what's in a username?
→ a fourth wall meme

- Characters can suddenly see their own usernames! And each others! How do they react? You tell me!

- Post a character and, maybe, their opinions on the name of their journal.

- Judge others and be open to being judged. We're looking at you, @Fuckmaster3000.

Judge, jury, and executioner

JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

RULES
○ comment with your character + a good shot of them.
○ others judge them on vibes alone - what kind of person are they, any reads/info, etc? tell us all about that guy!

Heal my heart

Nursed Back to Health

Comment with your character, preferences, preferred role, and any information you'd like to include.
Your character has either been injured/sick and had to be taken in (possibly against their will) or has been the one to help somebody like the former. Through the mending process, the two characters in a thread have fallen in love - or at least grown closer and more affectionate.
Reply to others.
Thread.

Too bad nobody loves you

UNLOVEABLE

rules

01. Comment with your character. NO BLANK COMMENTS. Your top-level should include your character's IC reason that they think they're...well, unlovable!

02. See if they're an impartial judge.

i need a cute gf

craved connections

i. no "blank" comments.
ii. either in the comment itself or the subject line, you must write what kind of relationship (platonic or romantic) or contact/connection/affection/intimacy your character longs for, deep down in their honest heart.
iii. EXPOSED??? are they gonna fight it or what?
iv. but what if someone out there could give them exactly what they needed?

Shipping Picture ♡ ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ 📷

shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

Can I sext my inner demon?

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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In Heat/Rut

THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme

There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge" we, of course, mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest". These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences.
Include what you're interested and not interested in.
Respond to others!

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I BELIEVE IN [ m e m e ]

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UNLOVEABLE

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